============================================================================== Coy.pm ============================================================================== DESCRIPTION Error messages strewn across my terminal. A vein starts to throb. Their reproof adds the injury of insult to the shame of failure. When a program dies what you need is a moment of serenity. The Coy.pm module brings tranquillity to your debugging. The module alters the behaviour of C and C (and C and C). It also provides C and C -- two Zen alternatives. Like Carp.pm, Coy reports errors from the caller's point-of-view. But it prefaces the bad news of failure with a soothing haiku. The haiku are not "canned", but are generated freshly every time. Once the haiku is complete, it's prepended to the error message. Execution of the original call to C or C resumes. Haiku and error message strew across my screen. A smile starts to form. ============================================================================== AVAILABILITY Coy has been uploaded to the CPAN and is also available from: https://github.com/schwern/coy/tree ==============================================================================